Ja, es ist wieder passiert. Bei einer neuerlichen Sofort Kaufen-Auktion bei eBay hat sich wieder meine Busenfreundin “Mrs Obieke” gemeldet. Letztes mal war sie zwar noch ein Kerl und kam aus Namibia, aber wer achtet schon auf solche Nebensächlichkeiten. Heute schreibt “sie” mir folgenden Text:
hello seller, what a wonderfull item you have well i would love to purchase it for my son who is schooling in SPAIN, all i want you to do is send me your bank details so that i can contact my bank for the money transfer: BIC…………… BLZ……………. IBAN…………. ACCOUNT NO…….. BANK NAME………… TOTAL COST OF SHIPPING TO SPAIN……. FULL NAME…….. MOBILE PHONE NO……… EMAIL ME AT MY MAIL ID MRSBUGOON@YAHOO.COM i want you to get back to me as soon as possible. mrs bugoon. Name: Micheal Obieke, Address: Plaza De Panama, No.6-8-B, Fuenlabrada, Madrid 28945, Spain.
Und wie überraschend: diesmal keine rührseligen Geschichten vom armen, hungernden Sohn, der in einem somalischen Flüchtlingscamp noch auf Rettung wartet und die Zeit mit dem soeben erworbenen Artikel überbrücken möchte. Nein, heute versuchen wir es auf die “seriöse” Tour. Ach wie ich mich schon auf die sinnlosen Mailwechsel mit den eBay-Supportern freue, die sicher wieder nichts kapieren, wenn man den Fall schildert um seine Verkaufs- und Einstellgebühren zuückzufordern. Ich habe langsam den Eindruck, dass man bei eBay über die Option “Sofortkauf” nichts mehr loswerden kann, weil Parasiten wie dieser hier das System kaputt machen. Ich will mir gar nicht vorstellen, was reguläre Händler für einen Trödel haben, sich solcher Idioten zu erwehren. ————————————— Ein Tag ist vergangen und ich bin zum Schein mal auf das Angebot der guten Mrs Obieke eingegangen.
Dear Mrs Obieke, thank you for purchasing the EL71. I’d like to send you the necessary bank details but don’t know how to get the IBAN of my bank or what it is even. Where do I get this information? Kind regards,
Umgehend erhielt ich darauf folgende Antwort:
Okay if you dont know how to give me your IBAN : I want you to give me your contact address and you full name so that i can pay you via post office they we delivery your money to your home address. Okay. please get back to me the following informations Full name, Contant address, Telphone number, cost of shipment to spain, get back to me ontime.
Und meine Reaktion darauf:
Dear Mrs Obieke, here’s my full address for the delivery of the money: Marcus Grützkopf Dämlack Gasse Nr. 4 10433 Berlin As I already sold my telephone I currently don’t have a telephone number. Hope that is not a problem. The cost of shipment to spain will be 15,50 Euro on top of the sale price.
Kurz darauf kam die Antwort:
Okay i we send the money to your home tomorrow via GLOBAL COURIER SERVICE. please when you here from them go and send the itemOkay. below is the address in SPAIN when the item is going to Name: Micheal Obieke, Address: Plaza De Panama, No.6-8-B, Fuenlabrada, Madrid 28945, Spain. Get back to me when you have send the item. Thanks..
Wie erwartet kam am nächsten Tag die Nachricht vom “GOBAL COURIER SERVICE” (So schlecht, dass ich die hier in einem neuen Fenster öffne, damit alle Welt die grausamen Gif-Animationen bewundern kann) Meine Reaktion darauf:
Dear Mrs Obieke, today I received the mail from GLOBAL COURIER SERVICE. Are you sure it is a reputable service? To ensure that your son actually gets the phone I’ll send it to a friend of mine who happens to live in Madrid as well. His address is Hernando Gonzales Jose Lázaro Galdiano, 6 28071 Madrid It’s apprixmately 5 minutes with the subway from the place your son is living, so it shouldn’t be a problem to pick it up. Please get back to me if it’s ok with you. Kind regards,
“Ihre Antwort”:
Hello marcus, thanks for the mail i want you to know that i paid for you to send it to my son and not to your friend in madrid i want you to send it directly to my son so that i can be sure that you have realy send it to my son okay because if you should send it to your friend global courier will not be happy that you didn’t send it to my son that is why you need to send it to my son so that they can be fast about the money sending to you at homd okay i want yoiu to get back to me as soon as you have send my son the handy. mrs bugoon.
Meine Antwort:
Dear Mrs Bugoon, I’m sorry if I offended you. To make sure that it won’t be a problem I’ve written to support@mail2world.com and explained the situation. I’m sure they’ll agree with me. After all, my friend is working for the cuerpo nacional de policia . He’s quite a trustworthy guy. Kind regards,
Die Reaktion:
Hello marcus, i am not angry i am only saying that you should send it to my son directly okay because his birthday is a few days from now or are you are afraid to send out the item well since you said your friend is a police i want you to be sure that nothing is going to happent i want you to stop arguing issue like this okay i want you to go ahead i sending it to my son today because of his coming birthday okay, get back to me as soon as you send out the item. mrs bugoon.
Nochmal meine Antwort:
Dear Mrs Bugoon, no, I’m not afraid at all. However, I would really like to send it to my friend I mentioned earlier. He even offered to take it to your son’s house at no additional cost. I guess that’s alright with you. Who knows, maybe they’ll become good friends as Hernando is always looking for new pals. By the way, do you have a picture of him I could send to Hernando? It would be easier with a picture to find him.
Und dann hat es die Geduld verloren:
forget it if you will not send it to my son because that was the fee you sid i should pay becuase my son will not like to make friends okay forget it.
